Wednesday, April 2, 2008

For Pudding

I had a dream about a nuclear attack. Not to make the name of the blog more meaningful, I guess it's just anxiety. The thing about it was having like half an hour or so of awareness that bombs were coming, and trying to tell people, but the people I was with seemed to embrace it. I told this girl that I was not ready for this, but she said we should just go outside and watch it, that it was better to be outside than hidden away in a cave.
Needless to say, I did not feel very good when I did wake up. It took a lot of effort to drag myself out of bed and when I got to work I parked behind a Ford Explorer whose license plate read "IVPUDYN". The license plate holder thing around it read "Never Satisfied". Both of these things confused me. For one thing, why would it be good to advertise that you are never satisfied? Sexually, or with the need for speed, or are you a perfectionist? "Insatiable" maybe, but "Never Satisfied" seems to be about, you know, life. Or possibly never satisfied with the amount of PUDYNG in your life. Do you think "IV PUDYN" means "For Pudding"? Or an intravenous way to inject pudding? Or worse, intravenous "pudyn."
The best thing that has happened today is Sikwaya finding this on eBay.
taken off ebay I would love to grow more arms just to play this. Maybe after the nuclear apocalypse, I will.

1 comments:

ickykittygumgum said...

intravenous pudding seems like a really terrifying idea. bill cosby would never promote such a thing.